internetexplorers:

“mom im bleeding”

“oh sweetie there’s no need to be worried that’s just a sign that you’re becoming a woman”

“thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder”

(via hotboyproblems)

fleamontpotter:

jordanparrished:

autismserenity:

fleamontpotter:

yaneela:

marauders4evr:

fleamontpotter:

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history

it’s that time again lads

(via harrypotterconfessions)

galaxys4:

talkin to ur crush like

(via zackisontumblr)

imperatorcorleone:

q-shinji:

remember when dash drama looked like this

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

draculasass:

digitaldiscipline:

clevermanka:

sinnamonscouture:

Megan Rapinoe Stuns as the first openly gay woman to pose for Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue

nearly 3k notes on this and nobody inserted those Jane Lynch gifs?

ok but how are you going to leave out the best picture from the whole photoshoot

this is the exact opposite of the male gaze and i’m OBSESSED with it

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

superstuporsblog-deactivated202:

caroldanversenthusiast:

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

She saw that poll and went bitch you thought!

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

rainbowliam:

some rich famous person: fuck money, fuck fame, they don’t bring you happiness.

me, working in retail just to survive:

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

opal-meadows:

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

sleepiestprincess:

smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021:

princet-andy:

smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021:

Ok. Who wants to see him? I need to know.

Him??

Yes.

HIM

I NEEDED to see him

(via isilverandcold)